Twilight Years Zone Shirt, 30th Birthday T-Shirt, Vintage 1980s I'm Turning 30 Birthday Greeting Shirt by Shoebox

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This is a great vintage 1980s (dated 1988 shoebox greetings) "I'm Turning 30 and Entering the Twilight Years Zone" T-Shirt. Great 30th birthday gag gift. The tag reads a size Large, but check the measurements as they are smaller.

Measures when laying flat about:
17" across shoulders
18" across pits
24" from back collar to waist

Overall good condition, with slight wear.


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